My new BFF.

I think I’ve found my soulmate.  Her name is Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicole. Yeah, I’m pretty sure we’re soulmates, except that (A) I don’t believe in soulmates, because I follow the prophet, and (B) I’m not gay (see above).

How do I know we’re soulmates?

“I love diet coke. But more than that, I love to talk (and blog) about how I know it’s a WAY bad habit and I’m trying to cut back so I pretend that I only have one can a day. For some unknown reason, I love pretending a sugar-free soda is meth.”


2 thoughts on “My new BFF.

  1. CWE

    OMG… we can all be BFF together!! Except I totally shouldn’t post “OMG” because some people might not know that I mean “GOSH” and I wouldn’t want them to get the wrong impression. You know, the whole appearance of evil thing.

  2. Eunice Burns

    My only disappointment is her name isn’t Britney as well. I have a blog on my blogroll (don’t judge me!!) like this and the girl’s name is Brittany and she’s the first person I heard use the term BFF. It all fits together…

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